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The Wives Edit #1: Penelope Cruz [Catherine of Aragon]
The breakup of the British PM’s (Henry VIII) long-term union with Spanish sweetheart Penelope Cruz has hindered the pain-staking proceedings in the UK’s split from...
Henry the VIII was discovered to be the first Cryonist! How did scientists find this out you say? Well…he came back and told them himself!
A clandestine Project, spearheaded by Henry IIIV himself in 1546, the year before his death (Geoffrey, 1999), which he aptly named “op'ration thy majesty shall...
Parliament rumoured to be in talks of sending Prime Minister Henry IIIV to a “calming yoga retreat” after brutally murdering 5th wife
Henry seems to be back at it again, with news just in this morning that Catherine Howard has been assassinated by Henry's co-Ord of goons....