The Wives Edit #2: The “Other” Williams Sister [Mary Boleyn]

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Reportedly, Henry spotted the Williams sisters at the Met Gala. Our insider sources reveal that initially he had the hots for Venus Williams. It’s no surprise that Henry had eyes for Venus given her recent win at the Wimbledon smashdown tournament where she brutally annihilated her competition(slay queen).

Henry was baffled by the modern notion of women not only playing sport, but having droves of supporters chanting their names from the bleachers. After his initial detest, Henry recalls feeling an overwhelming sense of warmth as he envisages Venus as a potential leader for his future conquests. An inside whistleblower, states that after witnessing Venus’s performance, Henry commissioned one of his spies to run her through his superforecasting predictive algorithm. The results were a perfect match. Venus, in fact, had the potential to be the most influential and beloved next wife. 

An icon of male adoration, the algorithm suggested, that Venus´s sexual allure could be the key to his next strategic move. Given Henry’s recent revelation, despite not quite understanding it yet, he knew that utilising female related power would surely be key to his success. 

The paps were crazy for the pair, having featured cover on Vogue, headlined on the FT and a cover piece in the New York Times – right as Henry prepared for his full takeover of the US. The pair were even seen shaking hands with the US President Donald Trump. In a twist of fate, Henry’s strategic advisors alert him to the supposed scandals that Venus has been involved in. If uncovered by the public or media, these scandals had the potential to be perceived as some of the “court’s most shocking scandals”, ever… We at Henry’s Queens + Ethan think fair f’s to her, as Henry was always off canoodling in foreign territory. Though Henry has been having a great time getting over Penelope with Venus, he realises that Serena Williams is a long term bet for his plans to reunite the Empire. After hearing about Serena’s new sponsorship deal backed by the largest equity holders of data-centres in Canada: Summit Industrial Income REIT (TSX:SMU.UN). Henry has the next step in his plan, and we will keep you in the loop.

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